Log in

No account? Create an account
About this Journal
Current Month
Jun. 22nd, 2005 @ 11:56 am (no subject)
So here I am, at work, wooo fun shit right here!
About this Entry
Jun. 20th, 2005 @ 12:43 pm L P D
So I was highly unimpressed that there was no Loung Puppet Dance this weekend. Although a BYB Dance would have been hotter, that didn't happen either. But just wait, it will.
About this Entry
Jun. 14th, 2005 @ 01:44 pm (no subject)
So I pretty much feel like shit, but my lucky bamboo is alive & kickin!
About this Entry
Feb. 21st, 2005 @ 04:10 pm (no subject)
Why is live journal dying? I'm kinda upset about that. Margaret you need to keep up the sex novel you have started. My son had a baby girl.
About this Entry
Jan. 11th, 2005 @ 01:01 pm (no subject)
Today was really sucky
I got out of bed really early because I had terrible stomach cramps.

I feel sad, because Sarah and Britney are complete bitches. They told everyone I have an STD, just because I slept with both of their boyfriends on Saturday night.

I'm so hardcore. Me and Buzz went to the mall today, and I stole a whole heap of stuff. I got a Good Charlotte CD, a couple of DVDs and some new boots. Buzz got caught, but he fought his way out, and then we stole some lady's car and smashed it into a phone booth.

Last night I had to masturbate twenty times. I'm so horny. Click here to see my website.

I want to tell the world that I'm gay.

I am sharpening my knives before I go to work today, because I'm going to cut out Robert's heart and feed it to him for losing my mail.

Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! Here's some photos of my cock.

I want to say thanks to the world for absolutely fucking nothing! You all suck. I feel so alone, no one ever reads this journal, or even comments to let me know that I'm not suffering alone. It's cold here, and I want to die, but I cannot figure out how many of you to take with me when I go.

I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said the warts on my balls are clearing up And bipolar disorder.

You should all do this quiz! It's amazingly accurate. You just put in your name and birthday, and it will tell you who you're sexually compatible with.

That's enough for now. But I'll leave you with some naked photos of myself. (Not safe for work - teehee).

Created with the Gregor's Semi-Automatic LiveJournal Updater™. Update your journal today!
Powered by Rum and Monkey
About this Entry
Dec. 15th, 2004 @ 12:40 pm The 80's Rock!!!

what decade does your personality live in?

quiz brought to you by lady interference, ltd

About this Entry
Dec. 9th, 2004 @ 12:47 pm Tonight we drink Crown & Coke in memory
About this Entry
Nov. 13th, 2004 @ 05:30 pm DAMN
Did you know you would have to fuck 8.219 people a day for a year to come out with having fucked at least 3000 people that year? Interesting shit isn't it. Damn, after that first day, your vagina would be so bloody and sore you wouldn't be able to walk! You would have to buy lube by the gallons, thats hot, I wanna play in a bath of lube! what thats gross.

I was told: "I think you might lick around it...MAYBE"
About this Entry
Nov. 12th, 2004 @ 12:51 pm (no subject)
Current Mood: depresseddepressed
Man, am I the only one not getting laid???
About this Entry
Nov. 11th, 2004 @ 12:30 pm (no subject)
Man, I think I have absolutely nothing important to say.

So I asked my friend, who is male, why guys don't understand me when I tell them I don't want a relationship and he said that to get your point across, you have to say it with a mouth full of their dick. Hmm... this doesn't seem like an effective plan, but what the hell, I'll give it a try. What the shit? This is dirty, like herpes dirty!
About this Entry